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LinPeh Dynasty - the continuation

On a cold, cold, stormy Saturday night *thunder cracks* *lightning strikes* I sat on my bed in an old t-shirt with stacks of papers. Undisclosed number of pages... a Coke in my hand, my specs in place; I began reading....

the LIN DYNASTY

*more thunder cracking in the background*

Alright you guys who have written the remainder 17 chapters, you all give me headache, you know? Suddenly got Flyboy lah, Madamme Lin lah etc etc etc

And then hor, so many the ham sap scenes to read... Wahliao. Contaminate my mind, can? I must confess my canto is very-the-karat okay.

Anyway I present to you,
Lin Dynasty: Chapter 18 by cyber-red
[Laugh at your expense]

The image of him was a sight to behold. There were bright blue lights shining from the SLK’s headlights bought from Ah Keong’s workshop, which he guaranteed could last for ten years. Little that Liong Sick knew, the headlights is Buatan Cheena with just using a bulb and transparent blue paper over it. So brilliant Ah Keong, to have made easy five grand from a stupid Chinaman.

Smoke emerged as he flung open the door. The special effect was from dry ice that Liong Sick stocks in his CLX. He enjoys the attention, when in fact he had been watching too many Chow Sing Chi’s shows. Sometimes, he wears the black trenchcoat and imitates his hero. But, people always say he pan cool but no original style. All also copycat. Just like a pirated DVD 9.

So, it was none other than the flat Pekingese-looking face, Liong Sick we’re talking about here.

*clap, clap hands*

“Penny, you’ve made me proud”

flashbacks

Penny remembered every single detail of memory she had with Untie Lin back when they were in prison together. She was her muse, her lover, her partner, her only source of achieving orgasm no one else could. To think that Untie Lin had betrayed her by trying to murder her, drove her into a brink of insanity. Yes, she had slept with Uncle Lin. But, she was naïve back then. She had been tricked when he slipped her a sleeping pill.

It didn’t stop there.

She continued sleeping with him because he could provide her with all the Lvees-ah, Gusi-ah, Mannoholes-ah and she was happy.

Until she got busted because Uncle Lin made her the other proprietary of his illegal casino as well. When the mata-mata raided his place based on a tip-off by another of his young mistress who was not showered enough Lvees-ah, Gusi-ah, Mannoholes-ah, Penny was arrested as well.

“Stupid lala bitch” she thought.

There she plotted a plan of her own.

But Untie Lin outsmarted her. Untie Lin found out about their affair and the night when she was to strangle her with her chau-chau blanket, Penny switched identity with another cellmate by strangling her and putting her body on her bed. So when Untie Lin was strangling the body, she assumed it was Penny.

Penny had already bribed the warden with multiple BJ (blowjobs lah) that she managed to steal his keys and work her plan.

“I’m so smart” she thought to herself and burst into a fit…. Hahahahhahahahhahahhaha

Her evil laughter echoed through the prison until someone shouted…

“OIII CHI-SIN chor ah??? Ngo oi feng kau lah tiuuuuuuuuuu” cyber-red yelled. cyber-red was a vicious criminal who went around castrating males who go around spreading their fertilizer. And for robbing 7-11 one night for one can of Sprite because she was thirsty. Basically she was a thirsty male-hater. Go figure.

“Sau seng lah mong” Penny shouted back.

finish flashbacks

Liong Sick looked at his lover and beamed. Mine, mine, all Mine.

When Liong Sick was 18, he visited his mother in the prison alone because he felt he had a responsibility to do so.

Behind the clear wall, his eyes set upon Penny who had luscious lips and beautiful kept long hair flirting with his mother – he knew immediately he had to bang her kau-kau.

So, he bribed the same gay warden with BJ much to his disgust but the thought of Penny drew him wild.

When he knew about Penny’s true story, he burst into fury – how could my own father do such a thing!?

He knew he had to avenge for Penny no matter what. He heard his father’s lawyer sealing a will when he accidentally overheard their conversation. He heard a name. He knew now what to do. He will rampas the will and threaten his so-called father – by torturing his beloved mistress.

-continue-

I pass the pen over to GBYeow who would be penning Chap 19. All the best! Chap 18 was passed on to me by nine3nine4

Whoever is interested, please go discuss with Lin Peh Make sure got bloodshed yea?

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Chapter 4 cocka doodle